we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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