do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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