I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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