i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My orgasm happened in two different decades
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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