turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I will pee on everything he values.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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