just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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