Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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