When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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