Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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