Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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