why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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