the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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