honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
