She's JV to your varsity
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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