I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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