Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Oh god it's open bar.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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