then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
