Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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