i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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