So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
please come you make the beer taste better
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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