threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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