I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
