She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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