STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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