the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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