It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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