Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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