So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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