i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
we should paint friendship bongs
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