I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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