Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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