jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
