did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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