yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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