I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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