My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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