The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.