Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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