im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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