first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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