Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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