My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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