Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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