I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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