Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
