would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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