Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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