First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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