I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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