I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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