yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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