I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Randomize
