He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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