Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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