dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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