There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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